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laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

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you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

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OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

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This is a very important message for young people everywhere

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I’m sorry, my love. I’m trying.

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tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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